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Kray twins to be reintroduced into the wild
A pair of cloned Kray twins is to be released into the East End of London as part of a new conservation project aimed at restoring law and order. ‘The locals are always saying how things were better...
View ArticleGangsters to create 300 new jobs in Manchester
Manchester’s premier criminal syndicate has announced it will be opening up three hundred new positions in their local gangs in the area. New applicants should apply in the back alley of Tibb Street,...
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Loss Adjuster comes out of retirement for ‘one last job’
When Clive Barnes of Barnes & Snodgrass Loss Adjusters turned up unannounced at the Costa del Sol villa of his former colleague Trevor Clark his wife Angie knew what it meant. ‘Trevor promised me...
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Next EastEnders anniversary to be celebrated with real murder
In a landmark TV event, the 31st anniversary of EastEnders will be marked with the live televised murder of a major character and the actor who plays them, according to the show’s producers. After the...
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